View Full Version : "Bachelor Party" with Tom Hanks
bosstix
01-09-2003, 01:51 PM
Does anyone remember this movie? What was your favorite scene? Mine was the scene with the Donkey. My next party on 1/17/03 in Manhattan will be this wild!
greekgirlinnj
01-09-2003, 01:55 PM
the donkey snorting the blow was fucking hilarious butttttttt
the funniest for me was when the tawny kitan and wendy jo sperber (spelling she was in the sitcom with tom hanks bosom buddies) and the rest of the bridal party went to the male strip club and tom hanks paid the waiter to put the waiters dick in the hot dog bun. The waiter went to the table and the brides mother after pulling and pulling realized it was his penis
lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
justlooking
01-09-2003, 02:10 PM
My next party on 1/17/03 will be just like that!
justlooking
01-09-2003, 02:11 PM
My next party on 1/17/03 will be this wild!
tonka
01-09-2003, 02:12 PM
When Tom Hank's brother's head is super imposed on the body of some hot chick. His brother is saying "come on you gotta fuck me, look at these tits". I'm giggling like a little bitch typing this. Peace
justlooking
01-09-2003, 02:13 PM
My next party on 1/17/03 will be this wild!
rocky199
01-09-2003, 02:16 PM
How bout the part where the nerd guy sleeps with the big girl she carries him to the bedroom. In the next seen he is smoking and real relaxed like he just had the best sex of his life. He looks over to the bathroom and his new love is standing up peeing.
The transvite tells the nerd he also works on BMW’s. The nerd goes running into the shower and starts scrubbing and screaming. Nooooooooooooo
Slinky Bender
01-09-2003, 02:24 PM
My next party on 1/17/03 will be this wild!
justme
01-09-2003, 02:32 PM
Maybe I should bump up my flight.
Cloud Nine
01-10-2003, 04:39 AM
My next party on 01/17/03 will be this wild!
Cloud Nine
01-10-2003, 04:40 AM
My next acid trip on 01/17/03 will be this wild!
Cloud Nine
01-10-2003, 04:44 AM
Phantom's next group therapy session on 01/17/03 will be this wild!
Cloud Nine
01-10-2003, 04:46 AM
My next commercial sex experience on 01/17/03 will be this disappointing!
Cloud Nine
01-10-2003, 04:49 AM
My next love-making session with my wife on 01/17/03 will be this hard to get through without falling asleep!
Cloud Nine
01-10-2003, 05:02 AM
Kimmie's next confession on 01/17/03 will be this overly dramatic.
Cloud Nine
01-10-2003, 05:04 AM
Ozzy's and kromrider's next coliseum thread about Julie and April on 01/17/03 will be this controversial!
Cloud Nine
01-10-2003, 05:06 AM
Mon. Henri Ibid's (aka Judge Crater) next big theory on 01/17/03 will be this poignant yet confusing!
Cloud Nine
01-10-2003, 05:10 AM
Thorn's next post on 01/17/03 will be this long and drawn out!
Cloud Nine
01-10-2003, 05:11 AM
Slinky's next joke on 01/17/03 will be this cryptic and dark!
Cloud Nine
01-10-2003, 05:13 AM
reflection's next commercial sex experience on 01/17/03 will be this sick and twisted!
Cloud Nine
01-10-2003, 05:16 AM
Demigawd's next disappearance on 01/17/03 will contain this much plastic surgery!
Cloud Nine
01-10-2003, 05:17 AM
The next thread about Heaven on 01/17/03 will contain this many "mysterious disappearances"!
Cloud Nine
01-10-2003, 05:22 AM
Aristotle's next posting spree on JAG on 01/17/03 will contain this many multiple personalities!
UPPEREASTSIDE
01-10-2003, 05:28 AM
My next party on 1/17/03 will be just like that!
Kimmie
01-10-2003, 05:33 AM
And people say I hijack threads? :rolleyes:
Slinky Bender
01-10-2003, 07:34 AM
There has to be a thread to hijack, first.
Take this bus to Cuba !!!
robnotbob
01-10-2003, 11:35 AM
Coffee is for closers!!
Patel??
HornDogBuddah
01-10-2003, 03:37 PM
"Mulholland Drive"
My next disassotiative attack on 1/17/03 will be just like that!
Lbacker
01-10-2003, 05:00 PM
When I recover from celebrating 27-24 win by Jets this weekend
Go Jets, Keep the Green Machine going
Casper
01-11-2003, 01:22 AM
Ghostbusters - just because
I guess I can use that term for all the providers I've seen
xx/98? - x/03
Bill Furniture
01-11-2003, 04:36 AM
I like it when the girl tries to seduce Tom Hanks right before he starts seeing everyone else's head on her body.
I'm trying to book an appt with someone who looks like her on 01/17/03.
flyaruba
01-11-2003, 09:45 AM
the Waiter's name was "Nick the Dick" served the hot dog to the future mother in law
Phantom
01-11-2003, 11:41 AM
Originally posted by Cloud Nine
Phantom's next group therapy session on 01/17/03 will be this wild!
Sorry to disappoint you Cloud Nine, but no more group therapy sessions for me.
Phantom
01-11-2003, 11:47 AM
If someone is interested in attending this party, where might they find out the details?
Bill Furniture
01-12-2003, 04:47 AM
Originally posted by Phantom
If someone is interested in attending this party, where might they find out the details?
Maybe somebody will answer your question here before 01/17/03.
Cloud Nine
01-13-2003, 05:35 AM
Originally posted by Phantom
Sorry to disappoint you Cloud Nine, but no more group therapy sessions for me.
Does this mean you're "cured"?
A kinder, gentler, and happier Phantom?
Phantom
01-13-2003, 05:40 AM
Only time will tell.
justlooking
01-13-2003, 12:23 PM
My posting career is going to be like that.
justme
01-13-2003, 12:39 PM
On January 17th?
justlooking
01-13-2003, 01:22 PM
It was more like January 13 (but it was more like "my last post will be like that").
bosstix
01-13-2003, 03:30 PM
If I post the details on this party am I breaking the rules? Or do I need to start a new thread in the provider section?
greekgirlinnj
01-13-2003, 03:33 PM
bosstix i could be over trained but i dont recall a provider section here
id ***** slinkster and ask
justlooking
01-14-2003, 08:07 AM
I'm getting closer to that minute by minute!
justme
01-14-2003, 08:50 AM
Well someone is, anyway.
bosstix
01-14-2003, 02:59 PM
I will be getting freaky on 1/17/03.
I tried posting the info for the party 2 times!
justme
01-14-2003, 03:22 PM
Hey Bosstix, you posted your ***** address, which normally results in banning. I'm not too sure why the APM only deleted your post, but you should take a hint.
(If I were you, I'd talk to the guys about purchasing a banner for a month the next time you have a party)
bosstix
01-15-2003, 08:07 AM
I Guess God or Slinky is looking out for me? I am grateful that I was not banned for some petty nonsense! Thank you for bringing it to everyones attention. I will look into purchasing a banner ad.
justlooking
01-15-2003, 08:12 AM
I hope Slinkybender doesn't ban you for calling that "petty nonsense".
justlooking
01-15-2003, 08:12 AM
(Actually, I don't hope that.)
Cloud Nine
01-15-2003, 08:26 AM
Originally posted by bosstix
I I am grateful that I was not banned for some petty nonsense!
If Slinky banned people for "petty nonsense", then I would have been gone ages ago.
bosstix
01-15-2003, 09:21 AM
at least some people have a sense of humor. lol
Casper
01-15-2003, 01:54 PM
Originally posted by bosstix
at least some people have a sense of humor. lol
Well bring them here. We need to loosen up.
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