First time at Episodes...

[JohnJ]

Well...

I finally made it over to Episodes... Thanks to the men who took me there....

I wasn't sure what to expect. For the benefit of those who are wondering what its like...

Upon entering, there is a counter in front of you. If they don't know you... I don't think you will be staying.

You give the gal $30 and she gives you a ticket. You go sit in a small room, which was filled with smoke. Last night from what I have been told was very crowded. Must have been one guy after another walking in the door. There were about 6 gals. I think all were Latino.
The girls sit in the room until a ticket holder approaches them. Once you hand the gal the ticket, you venture off into a small room.

Last night however, as soon as a gal walked out of her room, guys were jumping all over them. The girls never made it back to the chairs to sit back down in the common room. On the beauty scale...who cares its 1:00 am and I have a few beers in me and I spent the last hour watching these girls go in and out of rooms....

I swear one girl was on her cell phone the entire time we were there.... I had flashbacks of Eddie Murphy doing his bit about a wife getting banged by her husband while she on the phone yapping with her mom... mom asks what she is doing... she replies casually while on her back getting it from her hubby while she swings her legs in the air back...and...forth....."ohhhh...nothing mom......nothing.....at...all........"

One of the guys who came out of the room with the cell phone gal said she was good.... especially if you like a hairy gal... I don’t get it...small petite kind of cute.... but a big bush.... go figure...

I finally grabbed any gal just to get going... i grabbed a small cute one.... one of the guys who came out of the room with her earlier said she was fantastic... All i remember was this guys face was completely red and flush for the next 10 minutes after he came outta the room with her. I said... oh yeah that’s the one for me...

So we headed back to one of the tiny rooms with a small bed. She spoke no English. She signaled me to get undress as she did the same. I lay down; she gave me a quick little sponge bath with baby wipe then gave CBJ.

I was counting the dots on the ceiling.

She saw this wasn’t going anywhere so she went cowgirl.

This time she was the one staring at the left and then the right... and it wasn’t doing much for me either....

I think that as the seconds went by I was being turned off more and more by the kind of lackadaisical approach to this assembly line of sex.... then it dawned on me...

Its $30...!!!! Plus $10 tip... I busted my nut right then and there. It all made perfect sense to me now and my mind is clear..... A big thanks to the guys who took me... Not sure whether to mention names but you know who you are....


So.... when are we going again…?

John J

[Slinky Bender]

So let me get this straight: you weren't turned on at all till you realized you were getting it "below wholesale" ?

Are you sure you'e not Jewish ????

[Ozzy]

Last night however, as soon as a gal walked out of her room, guys were jumping all over them.


i didn't have to jump........



being a legend has it's privileges...............;)







:cool:z

[jmp]

Originally posted by slinkybender
Are you sure you'e not Jewish ????
Watch it!

[JohnJ]

Originally posted by Ozzy
Last night however, as soon as a gal walked out of her room, guys were jumping all over them.


i didn't have to jump........



being a legend has it's privileges...............;)







:cool:z


She dragged your ass away as soon as she saw you... LOL........ but seeing you walk out of the room with a cigarette drooping out of your mouth wearing sun glasses was priceless....

[JohnJ]

Originally posted by slinkybender
So let me get this straight: you weren't turned on at all till you realized you were getting it "below wholesale" ?

Are you sure you'e not Jewish ????



if that were the case then we would have to have done it through a hole in the sheet or somethin or another

[jmp]

Originally posted by JohnJ
if that were the case then we would have to have done it through a hole in the sheet or somethin or another

Now that's definitely a myth! Check out the book "Kosher Sex" to shed a bit of light on the topic.

[Luciano]

Is that really a myth? Man, is that a pervasive one, then. The wig thing is true, though. And the Pilegesh thing. Maybe this is a Lubavitcher custom and does not apply to all ultra-orthodox.

[JohnJ]

I think that I'd rather read "The Equatorial Plains One Eyed Egrets Migratory History"

[Eye Won]

John, Until I read your post I didn't think that you would go back.... The wait was crazy but like you said 30.00... I aint Jewish, Slinky, but I am cheap.....and John, your right watchin Ozzy stumble back into the room with the cigarette hanging out of his mouth, and his shades on was great, but watching Tank come out of the room with that Amazon woman was priceless........It was a great night......
Imperialone.......OUT

[Ozzy]

fucking thru a sheet is no myth. neither are the wigs the woman wear. their heads are shaved when they marry or have kids, i forget which.

[Tankcommander]

You know, I do have a fantasy about them girls too. I like the stockings with the seams...

As for the Amazon, I couldn't walk straight for a while. I was lightheaded.

[jmp]

Originally posted by Ozzy
fucking thru a sheet is no myth. neither are the wigs the woman wear. their heads are shaved when they marry or have kids, i forget which.
The sheet is a myth. Very religious men wear a garment under their shirts that is rectangular and has a hole in the middle, which is where the myth comes from. (Neighbors see it hanging on the clothesline, and can't imagine any other use for it, so they use their imaginations.)

As for the wigs, in religious communities, it's considered immodest for a married woman to not have her head covered. In some communities, this merely means that married women always wear hats. In more religious communities, married women wear wigs to cover all of their hair. While some of them do shave their heads, many only shave around the edges so that none of their real hair shows under the wig. Their husbands get to see the real deal.

[fishfry]

Wow that's a great story by JohnB about Episodes. I love lowdown sleaze and I want to check this place out.

Would anyone be up for taking me over there some night next week? I gather that I can't get in there unless one of my whoremonger brothers accompanies me.

I was discussing this story with a buddy tonight and he pointed out that for $30 full service 15 minutes, these girls must essentially be sex slaves, maybe working off their immigration costs in this place. What do people think? Consensual sex work is one thing, but women taking on all comers one after another for thirty bucks a pop -- thirty bucks in Manhattan -- this is basically slave labor.

So I don't exactly want to go there to exploit these gals, but I sure am curious to see what a place like this is like. Ahh shit I'm sure once I get there my moral scruples will disappear and I'll just be another cheap horny guy.

fishfry@nyc.rr.com

[Tankcommander]

The sooner they're out of their bondage...
Assuming of course, that the theory is treu...
Anyway, the stories I hear about felicia make me think that she does it cause she likes it, and is good at it...

[Phantom]

Originally posted by fishfry
Wow that's a great story by JohnB? about Episodes.

Hmmmmm, I wonder, is it possible?

[Edited by Phantom on 06-23-2001 at 09:01 AM]

[ROYAL]

Well Fry, I've been wanting to check Episodes out also, so if anyone is willing I'll go with, and to show my gratitude, I got the First round. Anyone up for a Night @ Episodes?:D
Thanx!
:):p:)

[Eye Won]

First round on you!!!
That sounds like a deal...... E-mail me, im going next week. Just like I go every week.........
CCF(certified cheap fucker).....OUT!!!!!!!!

[NYCBoy]

Impy1 check your email.

[ROYAL]

Ok CCF: You got Mail!
:):p:)

[Rufus Moses]

I am coming back from the dead to say the following:

(1) When you vouch for somebody, whether it is at a brothel or a loan office, you are giving your word. That should mean something. It should be a matter of honor to only vouch for those you actually know are who they say they are. Giving your word that someone is OK when you don't know them from Adam just isn't right. Doing so for $40 is selling out your own honor cheap.

(2) Underground places like Episodes should not be spoken about freely on a board that is this public. It is not a question of keeping the info away from the cops...they likely know where more of these places are than any of us. Being "discovered" is not what gets places busted.

They get busted when they attract attention. When they become notorious. When they stop being underground. When they are rubbed in the face of the cops because far too many people know about them.

An open board (and UtopiaGuide couldn't be any more open) has its place. But the more open a board is the less underground info should be posted to it. If Episode becomes notorious, instead of operating quietly behind the scenes, it *will* be closed down.

If this seems like a paradox, well maybe it is. If you like an underground place, it's perfectly fine to find a way to tell your close friends about it. But don't shout about it to the world and provide access for complete strangers.

[Eye Won]

Look who it is Rufus Moses....... The guy who told me he don't post on Ug... Just TBG and another board. You sure do have alot to say and I will assume that this is directed at me. As far as Episodes being underground, I don't think so....everyone knows about it. I have 3 relatives who work for NYPD and they know about it.

As far as selling my honor for $40.00, get a grip... if you had any idea what you were talking about, you would know that the only guys I have taken are guys that I have met through our UG get togethers..and that was the second time we got together.. I just wish for once that someone would get their facts straight before posting something like this.... Selling my honor,,,,give me a fucking break..... do me a favor go back into lurk mode...... I don't need to be insulted by someone who doesn't know me.

Imperialone....OUT!!!!!!!!!

[Rufus Moses]

I1.

My post was general in nature. It was not "about" you. You are hardly the first person to be offered the cover charge for access to Episode. It happens to *me* all the time! You could have simply said, "I agree...I only bring in people I know". Instead now we have some kind of bogus conflict.

And my post had 2 points.

I am quite explicit in saying my point was *not* about keeping info away from cops. I know they already have it. I said so.

SO let me try again.

I would challenge anyone to go back one year and find anything close to this kind of conversation about Episode on a *public* board. This kind of discussion of Episode *to the random web surfing public* is literally unprec****ted. This is a totally public place, full of uncounted lurkers not to mention *random curious non-hobbyists*.

If Episode wanted a higher profile they would advertise like some other places do. They don't. They have their reasons. Maybe we should respect that. Perhaps this is how they've survived for so long.

[Eye Won]

I want you to think hard about the next question I am going to ask.... How did you find out about Episodes in the first place...... Think about it, then let me know..
Imperialone....OUT!!!!

[robnotbob]

I think rufus' reply would be (as it is mine) that it WASN'T on a board like this...I would assume thru backchannels.

[Rustydog]

I just had to bring this old thread back out.
Tell us about your first time there or your best or worst experience.

By the way, they have a new message out.
See Ya there!!!

[TASTYSQEEZE]

Same message for over 6 mos, whats up with that?